Post by lunark on Dec 17, 2014 22:30:55 GMT -8
In game name: Lunark
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How did you hear about the Fancy Cats?
How did I NOT hear about these Fancy Cats? FCatAss. Pretty much jesus.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how fancy are you?
9. No? Ok fine, 9.5 but you talked me into it.
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Why do you want to be a Fancy Cat?
Their professional, productive and brave attitudes made the FCatAss. look very promising.
I also need a home ._.
pls.
You guys are kind. and chill. Chilled like pickles....
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You should probably introduce yourself to us (say as little or as much as you'd like):
My name is Steven. I'm in college, CompSci major.
I am super open to any questions about me! Really Ask me anything about me, i'm very happy to share.
I love to learn and gather knowledge as a human. I would go to college forever If i could afford it.
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***OPTIONAL BONUS POINTS*** Guild Officer Jones would like to request a short story. Pls indulge him and tell him a story about absolutely anything:
Here we go.
Context: P was trying to get his long time girlfriend to break up with him. He had no feelings for her, but unfortunately didn't have the heart to end it himself, I mean, who can blame the guy? He got free food! P finally said, enough is enough and he performed a forbidden.... jutsu? to get her to break up with him. This is his story in the aftermath.
P. & C.
P: VICTORYRYRYRYRYRYYR!!!!!
C: Victory in what?
Que?
P: I got her to break up with me! :DDDD
C: Omfg? Really? Congrats
---------------------------One Day Later-----------------------
C:How's it going?
P. Awesome
C: Great What happened yesterday if you don't mind me asking?
P:About What?
C: You and T.
P: Made her break up with me using a high level shinobi skill called "Hone Bureka"
C: "Hone Bureka"??
P: Yeah. It buffs all stats +12 and 200%+ endurance and stamina. It also creates a 5000 sympathy point shield on me in which also decreases my testosterone points -75%. Finally, any female with a reputation of 200 or more with me gets hypnotized and only things about the bad things about the relationship with me (only girlfriends are able to attain rep higher than 170) until they snap then attempt to break up with me. They have a 85% chance to break up with me straight but if they have more than 1500 rep. with my faction their chance to perform [straight break up] is lowered to a mere 15% and they would have a 85% chance to use the [talk it out] skill. This is where I used another skill from [ Finarerippa] to stop that skill from surpasing a hit larger than 5000. This finally ensures she breaks up with me instead of attempting to use the [talk it out skill].
C:Thank god she hadn't reached exalted status yet. Shit's impossible to lose.
P:seriously. And if she ever got that pregnant buff. I'd be boned.
C:You need to use the abortion pack to debuff that. And you can only get that in the cash shop.
