Post by Kaktos on Dec 18, 2014 15:47:34 GMT -8
Fancy Cat Application
In game name:
Kaktos
How did you hear about the Fancy Cats?
Arcae, my guildie, was doing some research on guilds on the server and was impressed by the fanciness he found. TLDR - Word of mouth.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how fancy are you?
5, on one paw.
Why do you want to be a Fancy Cat?
My guild is hoping to join en masse and I am loyal! I also am pleasantly disposed towards Fancy Cats since the guild has helped us run things and do stuff and it was all successful and awesome, leaving me with warm fuzzy feelings.
Scour the internet and bring us back the best cat related image you can find. It can be a real cat or a drawn cat or even a meme. Just bring us back the BEST cat:
My cat companions. Morpheus and Talia. Chillin' on a fence impressionist style.
You should probably introduce yourself to us (say as little or as much as you'd like):
Hello recruiter cat! I am a friend of Arcae, Lunark, Helorn and Oven in no particular order and I like to play cooperative games with good players. I am looking for a home with my friends and hoping to expand the group. Thanks for reading!
***OPTIONAL BONUS POINTS*** Guild Officer Jones would like to request a short story. Pls indulge him and tell him a story about absolutely anything:
Some family outings are more eventful than others and the Williams family were in for the unexpected. The day started off well with plans for a cycle journey through some African brush land and the boys were eagerly preparing their cycles and supplies for the journey. John packed some snacks and Etienne made sure there was plenty of water.
John's father, Henry, had a fun route over a mountain and into some bush veld planned and the mountain part was great! Going up was painful but coming down the mountain was a truly fun experience complete with one meter drops into sand and plenty of rock hopping. The trouble started in the bush - as it often does.
The posse entered the veld expecting a short journey to the road and back home. What came next surprised everyone. An extremely aggressive ostrich made itself known! The ostrich extended it's wings and, swaying it's long neck back and forth, knocked it's own skull against said wing to create a loud knocking noise. While engaging in this odd and disturbing behavior the ostrich also made groaning noises as if to say, "This is not going to end well for you".
Suddenly the ostrich charged a member of the group and went in for a kick! The kick missed and Etienne punched the ostrich in the chest stunning it momentarily. They all climbed a nearby tree and got ready for a wait. And wait they did.....
THE END
I hoped you enjoyed this story Jones and if you would like to hear how it ends just ask me on mumble. Some stories also happen to be true!
In game name:
Kaktos
How did you hear about the Fancy Cats?
Arcae, my guildie, was doing some research on guilds on the server and was impressed by the fanciness he found. TLDR - Word of mouth.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how fancy are you?
5, on one paw.
Why do you want to be a Fancy Cat?
My guild is hoping to join en masse and I am loyal! I also am pleasantly disposed towards Fancy Cats since the guild has helped us run things and do stuff and it was all successful and awesome, leaving me with warm fuzzy feelings.
Scour the internet and bring us back the best cat related image you can find. It can be a real cat or a drawn cat or even a meme. Just bring us back the BEST cat:
My cat companions. Morpheus and Talia. Chillin' on a fence impressionist style.
You should probably introduce yourself to us (say as little or as much as you'd like):
Hello recruiter cat! I am a friend of Arcae, Lunark, Helorn and Oven in no particular order and I like to play cooperative games with good players. I am looking for a home with my friends and hoping to expand the group. Thanks for reading!
***OPTIONAL BONUS POINTS*** Guild Officer Jones would like to request a short story. Pls indulge him and tell him a story about absolutely anything:
Some family outings are more eventful than others and the Williams family were in for the unexpected. The day started off well with plans for a cycle journey through some African brush land and the boys were eagerly preparing their cycles and supplies for the journey. John packed some snacks and Etienne made sure there was plenty of water.
John's father, Henry, had a fun route over a mountain and into some bush veld planned and the mountain part was great! Going up was painful but coming down the mountain was a truly fun experience complete with one meter drops into sand and plenty of rock hopping. The trouble started in the bush - as it often does.
The posse entered the veld expecting a short journey to the road and back home. What came next surprised everyone. An extremely aggressive ostrich made itself known! The ostrich extended it's wings and, swaying it's long neck back and forth, knocked it's own skull against said wing to create a loud knocking noise. While engaging in this odd and disturbing behavior the ostrich also made groaning noises as if to say, "This is not going to end well for you".
Suddenly the ostrich charged a member of the group and went in for a kick! The kick missed and Etienne punched the ostrich in the chest stunning it momentarily. They all climbed a nearby tree and got ready for a wait. And wait they did.....
THE END
I hoped you enjoyed this story Jones and if you would like to hear how it ends just ask me on mumble. Some stories also happen to be true!
