Post by doctorjazz on Mar 3, 2016 18:34:56 GMT -8
I'm Karl. I enjoy playing games very much and I am very new to Black Desert. I am looking for a small, loving guild where I can play with some cool people. What caught my eye is that it doesn't matter how good you are, as long as you try. I would say I am an 8 out of 10 fancy. I can't fathom of being a 10. Like my god, a 10!?!?!? Phew, got overwhelmed there. Being a fancy cat would be chill. I'm looking for some down to earth people to play or hang with. I can bring puns. Lots of puns. Like 2 tons of puns. I can rhyme too. You see right there. Rhymes yo. I can also bring good times.
Here is a video that will change your life. It is cats. Just cats and more cats. Watch if you wish to be enlightened.
mashable.com/2015/10/16/cats-human-mouths/#Ne84b40HbPqo
THE STORY OF A LIFETIME
Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40lb snapping turtle that wandered into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his local pond where he couldn't go all snappity snap on anyone (or cute puppies) so my friend and i jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was pretty apparent that Frank is a gigantic fucking asshole. Here we see Frank gettin' all high and mighty trying to run the fuck away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant fuck. Let me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzilla like terror on humanity are fucking over. You picked the wrong town Frank, you picked the wrong fucking town. Not like Frank was gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just about hissed and shit everywhere before we got him to calm the fuck down. Jesus Frank. Frank then realized he was fucked so instead of cooperating and getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five fucking years old and he sits the fuck down and goes limp. Honestly Frank grow the fuck up. You think other turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong. WE FUCKING LASSO'D THE SHIT OUTTA YOU FRANK. Needless to say Frank was pretty fucking upset about the whole ordeal and bitched the entire ten minute walk back to Casa De Frank. and just when i thought my life was gonna get just a little bit easier, Frank goes and torpedo shotgun pisses all over my foot. Fuck you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake shelled dickweed. Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE I'M A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A BITCH.
