Can I has Guild ?

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Who I Is- I don't have a preference here, family name Feveret, main char is Dojikko. Many alts as well for alting around. IRL 30ish year old male, fairly low key fella, enjoy immersion in my games where I can so BDO is making me very happy.




Introduction- I like playing action mmos and eating bacon. Long time mmo player dating back to Meridian59 and muds prior to that. Last 2 games were archage and blade and soul.




Fanciness Factor- 8.9 of 10, if needed I can switch to double monocle mode to achieve an 11.



Why so Fancy- Self and friend are hunting for a guild that isn't #levelcapDKPswagDrama. Looking for a guild doing progression activities but not hardcore. This group seems to be about the right outlook for me.



What Bring?- Delicious AoEs and semi-afk fishing/snark.





Story-time ---

This one time I was in an adult store buying a joke present for a friend's bachelor's party.  I had just settled on an inflatable mooing cow when I saw a girl I had gone to a dance in high school with. She was at a wall display of lady-toys.

I had a moment of pure genius and walked up, cow in hand, "Hey, I think I know a way we can both save 20 bucks."

[Wookums]

The Council of Cats has decreed that we will need a slightly longer application in order to consider you for fancy status. We don't feel we have been given enough information, and so now we must now hide under the twin bed in the guest bedroom that nobody ever goes in. It is our safe place. Please entice us out.

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Made *slightly* longer.

*loudly crinkles a bag of treats*

[Wookums]

Hello, I am sorry to inform you that we will not be approving your application to our guild. We wanted to give you an opportunity to tell us more about yourself but we feel after reading your revised application that you are not the right fit for us. We are a silly, light-hearted group and we feel you might possibly be too serious for us with how to the point your application was. The main reason though is that that story you chose to tell is not the kind of humor we condone in our guild.

Sorry it took us a couple days to come to this conclusion, good luck on your guild search. There are many fine guilds out there.

[Dojikkoguest]