Post by wittlich on Mar 11, 2016 12:48:30 GMT -8
Who are you (include the name you want to be called and in-game name):
Wittlich, or Wittley, or Witt, or Wittley-Wittley-Bo-Bittley Banana-Nana-Bo-Bittley, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Ingame name is Wittley, family name is Toklmomo, with a lower case L, because somebody took the one with an i.
You should probably introduce yourself to us (say as little or as much as you'd like, but say SOMETHING that helps us get an idea of you):
Hi, I like cute things, and funny things, and video games, and just hanging out.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how fancy are you?
I Once Saw A Top Hat, Although Now That I Think About It, It May Have Just Been A Bowler Hat out of ten.
Why do you want to be a Fancy Cat?
I'm just here for the Fancy Feast. Cats are cute and this seems like a funny group of people to hang out with in a video game. All my standards are being met right now.
What can you bring to the fancy cat litter?
To this guild I can bring glory. I can bring riches. I can bring puns. And, perhaps most importantly, I can bring the chip dip.
Scour the internet and bring us back the best cat related image you can find. It can be a real cat or a drawn cat or even a meme. Just bring us back the BEST cat:
At your behest, I have drawn the cat that is best:
***OPTIONAL BONUS POINT*** Cats love bedtime stories (it's true), so plz indulge us with a story. It can be a long or short, fact or fiction ANYTHING!
Once upon a time in the Caribbean, there was a cat who could predict people's futures. At only a few months old, the cat told the fortune of the famed pirate Captain Facebeard. It predicted that Facebeard would sail for many years, and face many hardships, but would find a mountain of gold and other assorted treasures. And so Facebeard set sail on his adventure. Each year he would become more bold, facing worse and worse situations. After the seventh year, he became distraught and sailed back to the now adult cat to demand where his treasures were.
"Oh, you believed me?" asked the cat. "Back then, I was just kitten."
Wittlich, or Wittley, or Witt, or Wittley-Wittley-Bo-Bittley Banana-Nana-Bo-Bittley, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Ingame name is Wittley, family name is Toklmomo, with a lower case L, because somebody took the one with an i.
You should probably introduce yourself to us (say as little or as much as you'd like, but say SOMETHING that helps us get an idea of you):
Hi, I like cute things, and funny things, and video games, and just hanging out.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how fancy are you?
I Once Saw A Top Hat, Although Now That I Think About It, It May Have Just Been A Bowler Hat out of ten.
Why do you want to be a Fancy Cat?
What can you bring to the fancy cat litter?
To this guild I can bring glory. I can bring riches. I can bring puns. And, perhaps most importantly, I can bring the chip dip.
Scour the internet and bring us back the best cat related image you can find. It can be a real cat or a drawn cat or even a meme. Just bring us back the BEST cat:
At your behest, I have drawn the cat that is best:
***OPTIONAL BONUS POINT*** Cats love bedtime stories (it's true), so plz indulge us with a story. It can be a long or short, fact or fiction ANYTHING!
Once upon a time in the Caribbean, there was a cat who could predict people's futures. At only a few months old, the cat told the fortune of the famed pirate Captain Facebeard. It predicted that Facebeard would sail for many years, and face many hardships, but would find a mountain of gold and other assorted treasures. And so Facebeard set sail on his adventure. Each year he would become more bold, facing worse and worse situations. After the seventh year, he became distraught and sailed back to the now adult cat to demand where his treasures were.
"Oh, you believed me?" asked the cat. "Back then, I was just kitten."
